
Happy New Year to the Jews in my life. In the spirit of the week, I'd like to use the blog to issue a blanket apology for all of my misdeeds during past year.... probably not what the rabbinical scholars had in mind, but it's a new age!
We've had a great week, complete with meeting some new friends. Cara's coming tonight for the weekend, so the fun continues.
So I have a topic that interests me to discuss. If there are any plastic surgeon readers, I could use your input now. Yesterday, Pamela Anderson was on the Ellen show. For those of you not interested in the Hollywood scene, a pic of Pam is attached here. Here's my question- are breast implants lighter in weight than regular breast tissue? If so, I can see how Pam can still walk with those enormous boobs. If not, she is a miracle of science and should be studied. Ladies, you've got to be with me on this one. We can barely carry around our C cups all day. What gives? BTW- it really disturbs me that this woman has the same moniker as my mother-in-law. But hey, I share my first name with Dr. Laura Schlessinger, my second least favorite woman behind Ann Coulter. These things happen.
3 comments:
Hmmmm...maybe the are filled with liquid helium. HA!
well she has been called an "air head " before.
HA!
ok, that joke sucked.
my B cups weigh me down all the time... ;)
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